I'm a sorcerer who battles extra-dimensional entities, usually in other dimensions. People don't know I exist, and if they do it's because I want them to. So, no.
That has to be a magic thing. Every magical being I've ever had the misfortune of encountering says the exact same thing. And then they're surprised when their identity gets out.
[ when was the last time anyone outside of the Masters invited him over for dinner? just a social, uncomplicated, meeting people kind of dinner, no funeral attached.
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[ superheroes and aliases aren't really his speed ]
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being an asshole to dads. ]
Remind me, what was yours?
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Dr. Stephen Vincent Strange, and don't you forget it.
[ fight his whole entire name, you gremlin ]
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And then they're surprised when their identity gets out.
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[ hi, nice to meet you, my family are dead and I have exactly one (1) civilian friend ]
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I gave up maintaining mine for roughly the same reasons.
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time to swiftly and conspicuously change track. ]
How's your girlfriend?
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She's well, if not a little homesick.
Have you met her yet?
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Once things settle you're coming to dinner.
[ I DONT KNOW HOW TO ASK IF YOU WANT TO SO IM JUST TELLING YOU THAT'S HOW MANNERS WORK RIGHT ]
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oh ]
Alright.
[ when was the last time anyone outside of the Masters invited him over for dinner? just a social, uncomplicated, meeting people kind of dinner, no funeral attached.
it's nice. ]
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[ pause.
he's had a lot of losses the past month. and. ]
I'm sure it's not what you wanted, but I'm glad to have you back.
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[ it means — a lot. ]
I'll hold you to that dinner.